100 Truths

1. I’m very thirsty right now.
2. Linkin Park is my religion and my life.
3. I’m still figuring out my IPT. Mostly when I want to know if I can do something on it I have to Google it. I can’t figure it out by myself.
4. Most of the time, when James gets a present from her boyfriend, I get more excited for the bubble wrap than the actual present. (He ships it from a few hours away, where he lives. And he puts bubble wrap in there for me. He’s pretty nice.)
5. There’s a recliner in my room. It was my grandmother’s. There’s two little burn hole things where she put out her cigarette in the chair. It’s in my room because my mom wants to get rid of it and I can’t let go.
6. Of my fifteen stories on LPF, only three of them don’t have some type of sex in them. I write a lot of porn.
7. I identify as transgender.
8. I’m an atheist.
9. Spongebob makes me happy. It makes me feel like a kid. I also enjoy bouncy balls and, as mentioned, bubble wrap.
10. I love Doctor Who and Star Trek but I’ve never really watched either shows. So I’m a fake, I know. It still makes me happy though.
11. I suffer from generalized anxiety disorder, depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, panic disorder, and slight agoraphobia.
12. I love shitty sci-fi movies but I usually don’t have the attention span to sit down and watch them.
13. I watch House MD religiously.
14. My father and I are basically the same person. So of course I don’t visit him a lot. I haven’t seen him for over six months.
15. Arial (the font) is my favorite font. My least favorites are Comic Sans, Times New Roman, and Lucida Handwriting. And yes, it’s sad I know of fonts.
16. I have three cats: a mother and two of her kids. All girls.
17. I’ve taken a liking to Jews lately. I still love Asians, yes. I can spot an Asian very easily.
18. I love answering questions. I also love giving advice.
19. I hate a lot of things and people.
20. Cryptograms are crack to me. A lot of things are crack to me though. WordPress, for one.
21. I’ve converted/introduced five people to WordPress. Mich, Jules, Joey, Britta, and Fortney.
22. From first to sixth grade I was in a gifted program. Third, fourth, and sixth grade years I quit because it took up so much of my day and I had a lot of shit to make up every time. When I moved to my current school (hah, I guess my old school now) for seventh grade I just never enrolled.
23. We got a Wii two days ago and my arms hurt like fuck because I’m a wimp.
24. Google makes me happy.
25. I use the phrase “pussy-boner” often. I get it from Bill Maher.
26. My mom doesn’t know that I’m trans or that I have a girlfriend. Or that I write porn.
27. My favorite color is probably gray.
28. I only read the HP books after I’ve seen the movie. I still haven’t seen the seventh first part yet. And I still haven’t read the sixth one.
29. I dropped out of high school two days into my junior year because of my anxiety.
30. I’ve continuously had a bag of Smarties since I can remember. I love those damn things.
31. I hate dogs.
32. I strongly believe that every kid/adult should have fun dip at least once.
33. My favorite scent is cinnamon. My safety scent is eucalyptus spearmint.
34. I love glamorous heels. The only pair of shoes I have, however, are black Converse.
35. I can write “wisdom” in Japanese.
36. Even though I’m white, I still rap awesomely.
37. If someone decides to engage in conversation with me about Linkin Park, I will go on for hours. Word of warning.
38. I cuss like a fucking freight train.
39. I love pretty things. Websites, colors, pictures.
40. I actually used to be really active. In the summer I’d wake up before ten and spend the entire day outside. That is, until about 2008. At which point I’ve been staying inside more than I leave my house.
41. When I was in junior high, I was a hundred percent sure I would grow up to be a librarian. And then I stopped reading so much. And now I want to work with computers.
42. Other people’s obsessions pale in comparison to my own, even the smaller obsessions, towards SYTYCD for example. I have an extremely addictive personality.
43. I always have two rubber bands on my right arm.
44. I hate Facebook. Google will win. Asswipes.
45. I own the Jewcrotch. Bradford Delson’s crotch. I own it.
46. I have seven little Buddha statues in my room. I would have eight, but when I went to the Obama rally in 2008 a few towns over, I accidentally brought Buddha and the security took it. I never got it back.
47. I took French for two years. The first year was awesome, but mainly because we just sang all the time. French songs, of course. I still have my first year French book even though I’m not supposed to. It’s under my monitor. Anyway, the second year sucked because my teacher was annoying as fuck.
48. I love songs in which the rapper says things to prove he’s better than everyone else. “Try to catch up mother fucker”, for example.
49. Olivia Wilde is my third favorite woman in the world. My mom being first, and my girlfriend being second.
50. I have a pretty impressive candy drawer.
51. I keep every single one of my Tic-Tacs containers. I have about a hundred so far.
52. From eighth grade through my sophomore year, I’ve allowed people to cheat on me. On tests or homework.
53. I’m weird with people’s names. I forget them easily, and my best friends all have nicknames I made for them.
54. I have a zebra-striped Snuggie. It’s not my fault. My mom’s boyfriend gave it to me. I think as a joke, but I’m not sure.
55. For a few months my sophomore year, I went to the comic book store weekly. I never really read the comics. But Batman is better than Superman.
56. I think I Love You, Man is my favorite movie. The Hangover being a close second, with The Spongebob Movie right on its tail. (LP dvds are agiven.)
57. I have an enormous tattoo list. I probably won’t get ninety-nine percent of the tattoos on there.
58. I play piano and clarinet. I’ve had a keyboard since I was about four. I started the clarinet in fifth grade and was in band until I quit freshman year. First chair.
59. I’m stellar at text twist and every other knock-off.
60. If I were to play any sport (which I never would), it’d be tennis.
61. My celebrity crush used to be Matthew Perry. It was pretty hardcore.
62. I am the first one in my group of online friends to use ~ as a nose. For example: ^~^, >~<. The reason is that the ~ button is more accessible than – when I use ^^ or ><.
63. My mom’s boyfriend taught me how to tie a tie a few months ago. I have a silver one.
64. For Halloween last year (2010) I was Bradford, so I got a brown fro, which is not a Jewfro, but the black fro was about twenty dollars more. It’s still hanging in my room.
65. On the Fourth of July last year (2010), we spent over $100. we have a shitload left over. I love fireworks.
66. I’m a pyro. It comes and goes. Because I know I have an addictive personality, I tend to nip things in the bud before they get worse. When I was jonesing to go sit in my garage and burn stuff, I stopped. And I also stopped because there was a burn ban here for a few days.
67. I’ve been on medicine since I was eight.
68. As of late 2010, I’m subscribed to Marie Claire (it was a free subscription), Out magazine (gay magazine), and Wired (geek magazine).
69. Apparently my skimming ability surpasses others. For example, if I’m looking for a porn story, I can skim words and pick up on subtle clues if they’re about to fuck. When I told one of my friends to do that, she was like, what? And that’s when I realized I’m weird like that.
70. My mom is a special ed teacher. I still use the word “retard” and “retarded”.
71. Stupidity and ignorance are the two things that I cannot stand.
72. I expect my friends (real life, James especially) to tell me when they have a thorn stuck in their foot or if they’re popping a boil or something similar. Honestly, I get really upset if I’m left out of that.
73. Puns crack me the fuck up. Even stupid ones.
74. I used to never drink water; now, I have a Dr. Pepper in the morning (I’ve been addicted since I was a toddler) and then several glasses of water throughout the day. I used to drink lemonade and tea, but water is free.
75. The only thing I can really draw almost well is unicorns.
76. I was on the math team for a while my freshman year.
77. I’m a perfectionist through and through.
78. I never throw away my fortunes from fortune cookies. They’re all in a little container in my room.
79. I’m not proud to be an American, but I am proud to be a Missourian.
80. I hate the majority of the LP fanbase.
81. I love COD but I’ve never played it. I’ve only watched my cousins play.
82. I’ve never made it through any Star Wars movies or anything Star Trek…other than the 2009 Star Trek movie.
83. I love the arcade. I kick ass at 1942.
84. I hate water and I hate travelling.
85. I really do have a fucked up mind. And I love fucking up other people’s minds. I love corrupting innocence.
86. Before I dropped out, I had a perfect 4.0, top of my class.
87. I have a soft spot for bartending and alcohol. I probably won’t ever touch the stuff though, since alcoholism runs so deep in my family, among many other addictions.
88. I can’t hardly sit through a tv show or a movie without doing something else.
89. I love cardigans.
90. My favorite color is gray. And I always spell it “gray”, not “grey”.
91. I love math. I just get it.
92. I hate texting.
93. I can recite many things from several different shows. Friends, LP dvds, the Spongebob movie, Religulous, Will & Grace, for example.
94. I kind of miss homework. I never really had homework, because I’d finish it in class, but I still miss it sometimes.
95. When I find something I like, I obsess over it until I get burnt out. It’s happened with food especially, and also anime.
96. I don’t eat much at all. I hate food.
97. I still know every single piece I’ve played in my four years in band. At least, I know the melody and I can hum it.
98. I’m a hypocrite and I know it. And I admit it.
99. I don’t know much about anything really, but if I know something and someone needs help I’m more than happy to share my knowledge.
100. When I’m serious, I’m serious. Even when I’m joking people think I’m serious. I don’t have very clear expressions I guess.

-All